Ok, fess up. Who hid a full diaper by the entrance of the Vons on 11674 Santa Monica Blvd? Someone needs to come forward, because apparently no one at this Vons can find it, and it’s been lurking there for about three months now!
I, along with my friends, refer to this Vons as the “Ghetto Vons.” I have never walked into this market and not immediately thought to myself “why didn’t I just go a half mile more to Ralph’s?” The stench of some baby or animal’s dung punches you in the face the instant you walk in. The produce is more like an apartment complex for insects, and they seem to be incapable of having more than two registers open at the same time, leading to 20 minute wait in line when the only reason you went to this Ghetto Vons in the first place is because you didn’t feel like walking or driving all the way to Ralph’s.
Let me catch my breath. Ok this place is bad, really bad, like someone alert the health board bad. However, if you’re really patient, hate fruit, and have a bad sense of smell: excellent shopping experience.
