Amy Winehouse is apparently too f’d up to stand up for more than five minutes and Lily Allen and her three nipples are apparently too young and stupid to maintain any sort of career.
Both UK flash in the pans have just called off their US tours. Winehouse seems to be remaining pretty quiet while Lily Allen is being quoted saying she’s happy she doesn’t have to go to America ever again.
Both have a good 15 years to wait for those “Where Are They Now” checks.
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