The Girl referred me to the LA Times Homicide Map this morning. You can filter by age, race, gender, and day of week, and the homicide’s location will appear on a Google Map. Check it out here.
If you hover above a red-marked location of an incident, you can click on “comments” and see [...]

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Rob from Santa Monica sent us an email:
Dear LA Snark: Am I a tool?

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First he calls us out on ranking his wicked awesome blog too low on our top 50 Los Angeles Blogs list, now he’s firing contributors!  First to go: Blogger extraordinaire Zuma Dogg.  Check out the ruckus over here.
Zuma Dogg, there’s always a place for you at LA Snark, we’ll give you the corner office with [...]

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Saturday morning we headed back to Cafe 50’s on Santa Monica Boulevard, because they sent me a 1/2 off coupon for my half birthday. The Cafe 50’s people are marketing geniuses you see.

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Tom Hanks’ hair is short and curly again. Fiiiiiinally.

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Time to write some songs, I’ll be using these charts below as cheat sheets.

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I’ve been a big fan of Blake Hazard ever since I saw her open for Evan Dando at TT The Bear’s Place in Cambridge, Massachusetts. I definitely felt a little jilted when she left me for the fun and sun of Los Angeles.

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It’s 2008, and it’s time to bring it back.  Most office phones make a ringing sound when you press the volume button.  Hit this when someone is talking to you over a cubical wall, and say “hold on a second.”  Pick up the banana and say hello.  Never not funny.

Photo from Cranium.com 

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Mayor Sam is apparently upset that he only came in at #46 on our list of Top 50 Los Angeles Blogs. We here at LA Snark would like to take this opportunity to offer our sincere apologies to Mayor Sam.

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[11:59] Kmizzle: i want a grilled cheese
[11:59] JSnark: they have them downstairs
[11:59] Kmizzle: you say they have it downstairs eh
[11:59] JSnark: haven’t tried them yet
[11:59] JSnark: but the veggie burgers are sooooooooo good
[11:59] Kmizzle: yeah/
[11:59] Kmizzle: ?
[11:59] JSnark: i think it’s because they’re on white bread and i never eat white bread
[11:59] JSnark: so it’s [...]

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