It’s hot, I want to hit the beach, but are there sharks in them thar waters?

I just heard on the news today that they are allowing people in the water again and are assuming the sharks are gone. I don't know about you...but I don't think I would go for a swim anytime soon.

Sarah Marshall is a good alternative to swimming. The film is set in Hawaii and gives you that illusion that you are actually with the characters in Hawaii. Wouldn't hurt that it's pretty funny, too. Would just hurt your stomach from laughing. :)

Hey... maybe it really WAS a dolphin. Movie announcer voice: "In a world where dolphins are knowingly made into "Chicken of the Sea," and sometimes clubbed when mistaken for baby seals, one dolphin is taking justice into his own fins..."
(Kidding.)

Oh, please. You're more likely to be killed on the drive to the beach. Do the math. It's like fearing a terrorist attack: yeah, it's a horrible, cinematic way to die, the thought fills you full of terror, etc. but the actual chances of winning Powerball are greater. Live your life conscious of actual risks, not the scary stories on network news.

leaving Sarah Marshall for another day, when it gets hotter and I have no plans. Although I hadnt heard the story aboot the sharks

we were just at the beach (literally 30 minutes ago) and we saw dolphins. Some people were dumb enough to think they were sharks, but it was kinda obvious that there were a bunch of flippers in the water.