Hey, Shia.. can’t help but notice you’re heading down the typical young Hollywood road. Listen, I understand there’s a lot of pressure from early 30 somethings pointing their fingers because you reached back into history and shat all over their childhood fantasies (Transformers/Indiana Jones) but there’s gotta be a better way man!
First you get arrested for being at Walgreens drunk. Listen, who doesn’t shop at Walgreens drunk? I don’t think I’ve ever been to a Walgreens sober. You just have to pull yourself together for the five minutes you’re in there. Grab your Combos and your giant bottles of Poland Spring and get back to the hotel man! How did you not sober up immediately with those crazy fluorescent lights in there anyway?
Then, you’re drunk driving your F-150 through West Hollywood. I hear from the LA Times that you were at The Troubadour watching Lemon Sun
1) That’s right near my house, you could have killed me.
2) F-150? Really? I guess Spielberg gave you some sweet gas money, but that’s just a waste.
3) Why didn’t you call me if you were going out drinking at the Troubadour?? I would have been down, I wasn’t doing anything. PS - Between being drunk in West Hollywood and being drunk in the slammer twice, it might be time for you to start on your Basketball Diariesesque memoir.
What I’m trying to say here is, Enough LaBeouf! I’ll be wearing this shirt to make sure you straighten out:
Enough LaBeouf t-shirt for men
Enough LaBeouf t-shirt for women
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1 Demian // Jul 28, 2008
LE-Douche must be stopped. Why can’t this guy transform into a turd and flush himself? Seriously, what’s next on his hitlist? Voltron? He-man? Thundercats? I swear to all that is holy, if I have to hear that “just hit puberty” high-pitched stutterfest he calls acting one more time I’m gonna march down to Weho and blow up his F-150 Grand Theft Auto style.
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