I watched, The Girl sketched. First of all, I skipped Bromance because, well that’s just sad. Ok, first impressions of The City. Well, I find myself cheering Whitney on, chanting things like “Don’t be stupid, don’t turn into an idiot, keep being ‘the smart one,’” things like that. She’s in town a week and she’s already in this crazy relationship with this overbiting Aussie guy. Whitwhit, there are PLENTY of guys in NYC, no need to grab the first He-has-enough-money-to-go-out-to-eat-every-day-in-NYC-yet-he-says-he’s-a-musician-though-we-heard-a-few-notes-in-that-Hills-episode-and-it-sounded-pretty-awful guy you meet! Stick it out at your fake job for a while, get to know some of the nice guys of the fashion world (ok that might not prove to be that fruitful), and find your own apartment!
Who’s really believing that Whitney has to crash on her friend’s couch while she looks for a place.. really now. MTV didn’t find her a place? OKAY WHATEVERZ, TOTALLY BELIEVENZ THAT.
Ok this Olivia chick is totally being painted as the bitchy snob already. Hey Olivia, if you were a real bitchy snob you wouldn’t have to 1. Get a job and 2. Ride Whitney’s coattails. PS, I hate your cousin, I don’t know why, but there’s serious rubbage of the wrong waying.
Erin seems nice, though the previews make her out to be a hussy. I like her bangs and teeth, there’s a cute bunny thing going on. Apparently that bunny hops around though. Thank you MTV for giving me that impression, I’m sure her parents appreciate that.
Oh hey, I don’t need to follow any stories about Outback Jay’s model best friend and the drama with his Euro-starving looking girlfriend. Please spare us that storyline.
Thanks!
