Britney Spears to write autobiography

This’ll attract some dough.  Britney Spears, pop-star-celeb-extraordinaire, is writing an autobiography.   Usually, news of someone under 75 years old writing an autobiography is pretty laughable, but BritBrit’s been through A LOT.  Don’t you wish Marilyn wrote an autobiography?  (Monroe not Manson, Manson totally did write an autobiography and it was actually pretty good.)

Britney has reportedly signed a 20 million dollar publishing deal for a raw and uncensored play-by-play of her life.. mouse ears to head shaves.   Britney will begin work on her autobiography as soon as her tour is over, and most of the content will be taken from diaries she’s kept over the years.

Will it make the Oprah (ok, Tyra) book club list?  Who will play K-Fed in the movie version?  Is Britney a hunter and peck-er typer?  How long will this take?

Seriously though, who’s ghostwriting this shiz?  Can it be the guy that did Motley Crue’s The Dirt?  That was pretty good.

According to people on Twitter, she will be writing this autobiography in crayon.  That’s not nice people.