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Britney Spears to write autobiography

Jan 20th, 2009
by Jon.





britney-autobiographyThis’ll attract some dough.  Britney Spears, pop-star-celeb-extraordinaire, is writing an autobiography.   Usually, news of someone under 75 years old writing an autobiography is pretty laughable, but BritBrit’s been through A LOT.  Don’t you wish Marilyn wrote an autobiography?  (Monroe not Manson, Manson totally did write an autobiography and it was actually pretty good.)

Britney has reportedly signed a 20 million dollar publishing deal for a raw and uncensored play-by-play of her life.. mouse ears to head shaves.   Britney will begin work on her autobiography as soon as her tour is over, and most of the content will be taken from diaries she’s kept over the years.

Will it make the Oprah (ok, Tyra) book club list?  Who will play K-Fed in the movie version?  Is Britney a hunter and peck-er typer?  How long will this take?

Seriously though, who’s ghostwriting this shiz?  Can it be the guy that did Motley Crue’s The Dirt?  That was pretty good.

According to people on Twitter, she will be writing this autobiography in crayon.  That’s not nice people.

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  • Tom
    I will read this book. There'll be pics right?
  • Amy
    If this comes out before 2011 we know she didn't write it. She needs to learn how to fire up the ol word processor first.
  • This woman's train wreck of a life will make bank. America is still obsessed with her. So does that mean K-fed will get 1/2 the money?
  • And will Britney will be playing Britney in the movie? That would be a neat way to screw up the film, which would only add one more chapter to both her autobiography and the film.
  • We will see what's the outcome if she really published her autobiography. Her latest album was a hit again, though.
  • Jack Stands
    Ling you obviously haven't seen her masterpiece film "Crossroads." Actually I haven't seen it either, where's my Netflix queue..

    Jessica your name-link goes to a colon-cleansing website. I'm sure you know that, I'm just pointing it out.
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