Hills actress (let’s call a spade a spade) Heidi Montag is reportedly in negotiations to pose for Playboy. The Kansas City Star is saying the price is being set at $500,000, which really does seem a little low. But then again, if you’ve already bleached your hair as blond as it can go, and already had the boob surgery, I can’t think of another logical step. Sure, $500,000 for an eternity of web nerds finding photos of you nude on Google Images sounds like a good deal.
Apparently there’s another logical step after getting the fake hair/boobs and having your show canceled because the star realizes that enough is enough. Go on another reality show. Heidi and Spencer are set to appear in the next season of “I’m a celebrity… get me out of here!”
I can’t help but break out a mental checklist of Heidi’s Christianocity every time she makes another wacky decision. One look at her Twitter page and you can see her tweeting about Jesus and her faith over and over. My checklist looks something like this:
Live in sin with a boyfriend – Check
Make a deal with the devil (marry Spencer Pratt) – Check
Pose nude in Playboy – Check
Yep, I guess she’s the best Christian role-model we have. I spent most of my years in private school, this is status quo.
Hey let’s not forget about her music career. Heidi is reportedly working on a new album and video, and if the video below is any hint to the quality that we’re going to get, well yeah Playboy is the answer, even for $500,000. Hell, you’re ripping Hugh off.
on Apr 30th, 2009
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