It’s time to start buying porn dvd’s again folks. (You never stopped? Are you my brother’s bass guitar teacher that was spotted shopping at an adult video store then the next day grabbed my brother’s hand to show him how to do a walking bassline? Yeah? Hey man, what’s up.)
Good looking cast:
Seriously, let’s get Jon Gosselin some love. Hell he doesn’t need a hooker, think of how many ladies will line up to give out the pity love. In case you haven’t heard the news, my girlfriend Kate and I have successfully outlasted that other Jon and Kate.
Hours after filing for divorce, Jon and Kate Gosselin [...]
Now I’m as likely as the next guy with a strong gag reflex to hang out at an establishment with the word “poop” in the name, but I heard that the Poop Deck was a New England sports bar, so I had to check it out.
I’m not quite sure what it would smell like if a homeless woman’s ladyparts exploded, but Michael’s rest room gave me a pretty good idea. Avoid at all costs. Seriously, your art is not worth it.
Just came back from the C&O Trattoria in Marina Del Rey. I won’t type much because I am seriously going to pass out into a food coma any second now. The portions are enormous, the food is rich, and Hell you can get a giant carafe of chianti and drink it on the honor system. [...]
