It’s true. According to Eater LA, your petty little blog is clogging up the blogosphere and keeping people from reading corporate quality food blogs. If you’re an LA food blogger and you need $25, all you have to do is shut down your blog and post this sign where your stupid, worthless posts used to be.
Just a quick aside to my fellow Los Angeles bloggers. Think of what you could do with that $25. That’s like $25 items on McDonalds’ value meal. That’s awesome! You don’t eat real food anyway. Admit it, you have no idea what you’re doing. Sitting there in the restaurant taking pictures of your plate and hoping no one sees you and makes fun of you for going to nice restaurants so infrequently that you take photos of your food. The LA blogosphere is like LA air, there’s a bunch of crap in it, and if we could just get rid of the crap we’d all breathe a lot easier. If I’m hungry and I’m looking for a restaurant, I want someone that knows how to eat and type to tell me where I should be going. The people at Eater LA eat, type, AND have opinions. That’s the trifecta. They win.
So DigLounge, Quarrygirl, EatingLA, and TheDeliciousLife, take the $25 and get yourself a new hobby, because until you can learn to eat, type, have opinions, AND come up with stupid and insulting ideas on how to get more readers, you are just not cut out for food blogging.
If you need me I’ll be setting up and closing food blogs for the rest of the day. PAY UP BITCHES.
