This guy, Ponytail Johannsen, is. All the way up McLaughlin/Barrington Ave.
I realize men with ponytails like to break laws. This is common knowledge. I’d have a ponytail if I wasn’t born with the curly curse. My curly hair has forced me into a life of paying attention while driving and generally being courteous to those around me. I wish I could be so reckless. Though, after finally making it through two seasons of Breaking Bad, maybe a shaved head could be the new badass, me.
I don’t want to whine too much though, this guy is pretty awesome at texting while driving. He waited a full 10 seconds before looking up to realize that lights had turned red, after hitting the gas he brought it up to a max speed of about 15 mph, and when I tried to get his attention for a nice photo he didn’t see me because he was still too busy texting. Bravo sir, you are doing wrong right.
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