Variety is reporting that Jessica Biel may snag the role of Wonder Woman in the
upcoming Justice League film, causing a whole new generation of boys to take an unhealthy obsession with superheros to a whole new level. Will Superman and Batman be sharing the spotlight in this movie? If so, will Superman continually embarass Batman by flying around the world 7 times and blowing out a burning school while Batman stops for gas on the way? Batman better have his agent read over that script pretty carefully. Back to the Biel though, who else is in the running for this role? Wonder Woman needs some curves yo!
If Jessica Biel doesn’t work out, here are some thoughts:
Rose McGowan:
Rose could easily step into the shoes of the one and only Linda Carter, same hair, same skin tone, same.. yeah she could be Wonder Woman.
Scarlett Johansson - Wonder Woman gots to be curvacious, and even though Scarlett is still skinny for Big Mac America, she’s “Hollywood Curvy” and with that dark hair, sure I’d buy it.
Jessica Simpson - We’re past the point of pretending we’re basing this on acting ability right? Unless Val Kilmer signs on and attempts to understand how Batman would have delivered his lines, let’s set the bar pretty low. Jessica Simpson, sure why not, she’d ad uh, sass? to the movie. I don’t ever want to use the word sass again.
Britney Spears. What better way to win back the heart of America than by putting on the Wonder Woman costume? It’s a no-brainer.
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1 Smee // Sep 26, 2007
What about Christina Ricci? Not as glamorous as Linda Carter but they could make it into an indie flick and Sam Jackson could chain her up. Oh Oh, GOLDEN LASSO HER UP!
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