JSnark - Lives in West LA, works in advertising, doesn’t like furry cats, loves the Red Sox, wishes he could get out to see more local shows.

Chad - Has lived all around LA, works in marketing, has twin girls, looks surprisingly young for having twin girls.

Jesus - Lives in Los Feliz, loves Sunday brunch, likes competitive driving in traffic, can’t pick a favorite Mexican restaurant, would like to go to one of the bars they go to on The Hills but isn’t sure if his jeans are ripped in a cool way or a homeless way and doesn’t want to be embarassed at the door.

The Girl - Lives in West LA, librarian 2.o, likes furry cats, can take one hour of direct sunlight tops, cheap wine connoisseur, would play piano more if there was one in the apartment.

Ryan - Lives in Santa Monica, works in publishing, wears sneakers that JSnark makes fun of, smart car enthusiast, sometimes misses the Northwest. Operator of Smart Car of America.

The Dude - From parts unknown, wears boots in the summer, knows where to find the best ironic cowboy shirts for under $20, will only share this secret with a select few.

AdrienneDancer - LA Blogger, lives over at Tea N’ Toast.

CindyMarieJenkins - LA director and writer, lives over at CindyMarieJenkins.com.

Mikey - Friend of the Chad, has simpsonized himself for Myspace.

Rolandist - Recently married, LA Blogger, lives over here.

FatElvis - Colorado-born, LA flavored, knows how to pick restaurants that have no vegetarian options at all.

Conwoman - Restaurant expert, also contributes at Blogono.

Greg - Greg Oguss is a Glendale-based low-fi indie rocker and all-around wordsmith. Hook up with him at www.lilbeck.com.

You - Email us at lasnark (at) gmail dot com to become a contributor!