The Spirit Sucked. I say that with every fiber of my being. It was just awful. There was no cohesive storyline, the funny parts fell flat and the parts that were supposed to be serious made us laugh. The comic-book-esque style of the movie and the random scene changes were so over-the-top that it hurt just to look at them.
I tried to like it. Really I did. I liked 300, I liked Sin City. But the only good thing about The Spirit was the random “head attached to the foot” guy that was really weird. Even my kids, who have been known to like movies with Power Rangers and Hannah Montana thought The Spirit was bad, and that’s saying a lot. My kids have really low standards. Usually, if there’s any sort of action on a screen, they’ll watch and enjoy it. In short, save your money. I sure wish I had.
I watched, The Girl sketched. First of all, I skipped Bromance because, well that’s just sad. Ok, first impressions of The City. Well, I find myself cheering Whitney on, chanting things like “Don’t be stupid, don’t turn into an idiot, keep being ‘the smart one,’” things like that. She’s in town a week and she’s already in this crazy relationship with this overbiting Aussie guy. Whitwhit, there are PLENTY of guys in NYC, no need to grab the first He-has-enough-money-to-go-out-to-eat-every-day-in-NYC-yet-he-says-he’s-a-musician-though-we-heard-a-few-notes-in-that-Hills-episode-and-it-sounded-pretty-awful guy you meet! Stick it out at your fake job for a while, get to know some of the nice guys of the fashion world (ok that might not prove to be that fruitful), and find your own apartment! Continue reading →
Well I had no idea they were even engaged, Zooey never mentioned a thing! In an attempt to create the hippest family in the world, Death Cab For Cutie frontman Ben Gibbard and actress/She&Him singer Zooey Deschanel confirmed their engagement to MTV News today.
[ad#inpost300]What’s odd about this is that just the other day, rumors were swirling that Zooey was engaged to Hunter Burgan, the bass player to AFI. Maybe she changed her mind at the last second after realizing that Death Cab is WAY hipper than AFI. Good move Zooey, well played. Zooey has definitely tried out the Hip Guy Buffet, dating Jason Schwartzman for a while, and the Not-So-Hip-Guy-Buffet dating Mickey Madden from Maroon Five.
I’m pretty sure Bruce Jenner was a pretty respectable Olympian, Wheaties boxes etc.. somewhere along the line his life took a turn for the douche when he spawned this metro-sexual and married into the Kardashian family.
Brody Jenner’s new reality show Bromance debuts tonight on MTV. Check out the trailer:
Dude, MTV is making fun of you, and so are we. Bromance? Really man? You’re not seeing this? Oh that’s right it’s “an intense brotherly bond that makes 2 buddies become virtually inseparable.” You’re trying to tell me and yourself that this is not a man-on-man gay dating show. I believe you, no really I do. I mean, you have a bunch of guys move into a frat house, and apparently they cry when you vote them off each week. THAT DOESN’T SOUND LIKE A REALITY DATING SHOW AT ALL. Continue reading →
