I wanted to get this up earlier (twss) but I need to give a shout out to one of my favorite villains of the old WWF days, “Macho Man” Randy Savage. It seems like just yesterday that I forgave Macho Man for crushing Ricky “The Dragon” Steamboat’s larynx by jumping off the top rope with a bell wrapped in his arms. Not only did he put me on a strict Slim Jim diet in the 90′s, but he also provided my brothers and I with hours upon hours of entertainment. Whether we were gathered around the TV on Sunday morning or whether we were beating our rubber wrestling action figures (not dolls) senseless, the “Macho Man” character was always someone we loved to hate. This is a sad day for fans of 80′s, wrestling. We can only hope that he has a nice reunion with Miss Elizabeth in the great beyond.
Wrestling great “Macho Man” Randy Savage died this morning in Tampa,FL at the age of 58 after a car accident. Savage was drivng with his wife, Lynn who survived the accident and suffered only “minor injuries” according to TMZ. Police have already ruled that alcohol was not a factor in the accident, which is believed to be caused when Savage (real name Randy Poffo) suffered a heart attack and veered off the road into a tree.
NBC LA has posted a slide show of celebrity before and after plastic surgery photos and this before and after Heidi Montag (Pratt?) comparison is a showstopper. According to recent interviews it seems that Heidi is pretty psyched about her new look, and hey, if she’s more comfortable with herself after all the changes, more power to her.
My thought is this: While the original cute Heidi may have been a good visual match for Spencer Pratt, the new Heidi is a full on real life Barbie doll. Will she upgrade, and will that guy be wearing an Affliction T-Shirt or an Ed Hardy T-shirt? You make the call America.
It’s true. I’m making my way toward Venice as Big Dean’s cafe is wayyy too crowded for a sit-down meal, and I spot Gary Busey talking the ear off of some dude that probably has no idea who he is because he’s been swinging on rings every day for the past couple years while Gary Busey has become a crazymanceleb. I know you can’t tell it’s him, I had to sneak this shot because I really thought he’d kill me if he saw me taking a picture.
The Snark loves Britney Spears, and it doesn’t get any better than hearing her on stage saying “my pussy is hanging out” as she had a wardrobe malfunction during a live performance in Tampa Florida last night. Here is a clip shot from the balcony of the show. Listen towards the end when the lights go down when Britney goes into her verbal fit.
I’m going to be honest with you here. I haven’t really touched videogames since Metroid (first version, OMG, Samus was a woman this whole time? Yeah that one) with the exception of the time my roomate and I played the hell out of a free demo copy of Cool Boarders and the time my friend Joe and I watched our dads go head to head over a dial up connection in Rise of the Triad. Man we should do that again.
Anyway, video games look a little better now. As I said I’m pretty far away from the game scene, and the idea that I might have to head to Best Buy and pick up a ton of extra equipment like fake guitars and drums isn’t pushing me back into gameville. And what’s this about a video game I can use to exercise, or cook? Whatnow? What year is this? Elroy Jetson’s hovercar just stalled above my apartment.
If there’s anything that would pull be back to the wonderous world of video games, it’d be the opportunity to deliver a serious ass kickin’. Put a controller in my hand that stays true to the first Nintendo controller so I don’t need to do a backflip or consult a code sheet to get my character to move across the screen, and let me bush a big red button to hit somebody in the face with a sword. Let’s get back to basics people. Continue reading →
[ad#inpost300]Someone forwarded these pictures to me yesterday, don’t know why I did not hear about this til now, but WTF is Carrot Top thinking? Why is Carrot Top on steroids? Does a skinny 40 year old comic really need to juice it up? Was he not already scary enough looking? How can he think this looks good. The dude looks like a freak. His face looks like Micheal Myers from the Halloween Movie series. Plus it totally looks like he had some weird face lift on top of it. When I first saw these I could not believe what I was seeing, I first thought this that HAS TO BE Photo Shopped! So then I scoured Google and YouTube and sure enough it’s the real deal. Carrot Top is on Steroids and has lost his mind!
What is up with those shoulders…implants? It that possible? They just DO NOT look right!
Headed out to The Counter in Santa Monica last night because they have the best veggie burgers eva.. while waiting in line I see this guy and his friend harassing people sitting at the (actual) counter asking if they’re getting up to leave. That guy of course, was THE OH FACE GUY FROM OFFICE SPACE. Continue reading →