West LA

I’m not usually one to blast passive aggressive Tweets out to art museums, but I am getting older and crankier by the day.

Last night I headed over to the Hammer Museum to see my hero David Lynch speak about a documentary called “Meditation Creativity Peace.” I’ve been trying to see David Lynch in person since I landed on the Silicon Beach (are we saying that?) 7 or so years ago.

I try not to have many regrets in life, but one of them would be not ditching work to visit David Lynch when he was promoting Inland Empire by sitting in parking lots around LA with a cow. That sounds like my kind of scene. I remember Joe Escalante talking about it during Wino Wednesday while I was en route to an awful sales job.

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Photo via NY Times

Well I am not alone in my admiration of Mr. Lynch, and every art snob and Rocky Horror regular in the LA area also showed up to join me in line. I overheard some people saying that this was the most popular Hammer event ever and that the museum was not prepared for this turnout.

We all stood in line for over two hours and the door opening time kept getting pushed back in 15 minute increments. 6:15 to 6:30  etc. I wasn’t too far from the front of the line, so I was hopeful about getting in, but then all the Hammer Museum members showed up in their matching black sweaters and they were seated first, bumping the rest of us to the courtyard screening.

I am pretty interested in seeing Meditation Creativity Peace, but I was most interested in seeing David Lynch speak. Russell Brand was also scheduled to speak, and that was going to be interesting because I’d like to witness he and David Lynch volley some transcendental zingers back and forth.

Alas, we decided to hit the road. It was getting cold in that courtyard and I did not pack a cardigan (I don’t own one and frankly that trend concerns me a bit.) If any of you in the LA Internetsphere hear of any other opportunities to hang out with Mr. Lynch, please let me know when an where and I will be there!

For more on Meditation Creativity Peace, check out:
http://www.tm.org/blog/news/meditation-creativity-peace/

We’re all good though, Hammer. I may root for USC for one game as your penance, but I will return soon enough.

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urlI hate moving, yet over almost 7 years of living in LA, I have moved 7 times. I went from living on a floor in the Palms to living in a typical “New to LA” apartment in West LA, to another starter apartment in West LA, to a place off Lincoln in Santa Monica for two weeks to a nice small apartment in Santa Monica, to a place infested with rats in West LA and now back to Santa Monica. I am hoping to stay put for a while.

For the past few weeks I’ve heard something scurrying above my bed. At first I figured it was a squirrel dragging his nuts around the roof (Hey-o), but when the lady and I decided to get it checked out, an exterminator told us that there was “a lot of activity” up there.

From what?
“Rats, a lot of rats.”

I’m no prima donna, and for a second I wondered if this was an “LA thing” that we’re all just dealing with. We all pick up a burnt coffee from Coffee Bean, trudge through our day jobs, and then attempt to regain some sanity in our rat-infested apartments. Apparently this is not the case.

People in LA think that rats are “gross.” The other day, a Health Inspector came by (we had contacted the Health Department in case our landlord gave us any trouble when we tried to break the lease) and he informed us that we have “roof rats.”

P.S.: Based on our one experience with a Health Inspector I gathered that they are actually Health Reporters. They don’t really look around, they just take your word for it.

Here’s some info on roof rats.

Some things I will miss about the Sawtelle neighborhood of West LA:

Some things I will not miss about the Sawtelle neighborhood of West LA:

  • The Vons smells funny and has for years
  • Cafe 50s has that same weird smell
  • A lot of people get hit by cars while trying to cross Wilshire
  • Telling people I live near “Little Tokyo West” and receiving confused looks
  • Old Chinese landlords trying to rent their old homes as “classic” or “vintage” when they really just “need some renovations and repairs.”

So, we’re moving to Santa Monica, near Montana.

Here are some things I’m looking forward to:

  • Peets coffee
  • Asking for wine recommendations at The Duck Blind
  • The neighborhood should be safe unless overdosing on Reese Witherspoon sightings is a concern
  • Wearing a Red Sox hat and fishing for a hi-five from Ben Affleck
  • Sitting awkwardly close to Conan O’Brien at the Blue Plate
  • Walking around Montana in yoga pants with a mat under my arm (but not actually attending a yoga class)

Some things I’m not really looking forward to:

  • Tripping over small dogs
  • Getting peer pressured into attending a yoga class
  • Having to go into any of those Montana shops
  • Getting sideswiped while driving up Idaho because I can’t remember which intersections have four-way stops.

*Update: I have moved to the Wilmont area of Santa Monica

This apartment is soo much better than the last. I feel like I can inhale in this apartment. Everything is very Pleasantville up in Wilmont. I can’t look out the window without seeing a parade of dog walkers, there are early morning wake-up calls by the cycling teams that yell “TAKE A RIGHT ON 26TH” to each other at 5am, and everyone seems to have a 1 year old baby.

I will take it. Life is good now. Maybe the Snark is over?

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Steingarten LA: It’s a sausage fest

by Jon on December 10, 2012

I kinda hate myself for that title, but I’m sticking with it. Over the weekend my ladyfriend reminded me that she purchased a Groupon for Steingarten LA. We’d been there a couple times before, both times when it was raining. It’s a pretty zen experience, gazing out the front window at a rainy Pico Boulevard, sausage in one hand, Words With Friends in the other. It’s gotten to the point where I crave sausage every time it rains.

Well this past weekend it was not raining but this Groupon was jonesin’ to be spent. We headed over to Steingarten LA around 1pm for some lunch. We didn’t grab our usual front window seat because there was a solo act over there (that’s what I call someone that dines by themselves and spends the whole meal eavesdropping on my conversation.)

I’ve been trying not to drink too much (early New Year’s resolution most likely to be broken before the ball drops. God damn there is a lot of innuendo in this post already) so I decided to replace those calories with the Korean BBQ Nachos. These nachos were pretty amazing. Sliced red bliss potatoes, short ribs, scallions. If I were a marathoner I would eat this once a week. Instead I run on a treadmill maybe a few times a week tops so I need to space these visits out.

Sausage time. I always walk into Steingarten LA thinking I’m going to order something Anthony Bourdainish. The alligator and pork sausage? The salmon sausage? The rabbit and spirit? As interesting as it would be to eat a part-bunny/part-ghost sandwich, I always feel overwhelmed and end up going for a safety sausage. This time it was chicken and apple, but, on a pretzel roll!

The chicken, apple, and cinnamon of the pretzel roll went together like a 2 year old’s birthday party. Everyone’s smiling, sharing, complimenting each other and having a great time. I’ve never been to a 2 year old’s birthday party but I’ve already typed that example and I don’t feel like thinking of another.

My ladyfriend, henceforth known as Lady Sausalot, had the vegan chipotle sausage. She said it was “super good” and she ordered it topped with grilled peppers and chopped onions. She also ordered a couple really hoppy beers so I wouldn’t be tempted to sip/drink half of them. That was nice of her. Good ol’ Sausalot.

Steingarten LA is a pretty cool space. We’ve already covered the big front window, but there’s also a friggin’ sunroof and a back patio that features some sort of flaming terrarium. You’ll have to see it yourself and give me a better description. The staff is really friendly, the menu is overwhelming in a good way, and the price is right.

And that, is 460 words about me eating sausage.

Steingarten LA
10543 West Pico Boulevard
Los Angeles, CA 90064
(310) 441-0441

http://www.steingartenla.com/
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Friends, subscribers, long-tail searchers,

These are busy days in West LA. When the days are busy, the nights are tired. When the nights are tired, I cannot be expected to even microwave a burrito. I must be catered to at a local eatery or at the very least, a friendly Grubhubber, LA Biter, or Seamlessian must arrive at my door within 45 minutes with brown bags full of greatness.

Luckily, there are plenty of options in all directions of my Sawtelle neighborhood. Over the past couple weeks, we have taken full advantage. I need to start checking in on Foursquare before I leave these places, I keep missing out on deals.

Manpuku

I don’t know why I came back here. I went here for lunch last year when some guy in the office raved about their lunchtime steak deal. It was pretty eh then and it was even more eh when I went full on barbecue. My palette is not refined enough to recognize whether or not I’m getting a good deal on high quality beef and chicken when my wallet remembers getting an endless supply of both at Road to Seoul a few years ago.

Nong La Cafe

It’s not my fault, the those hunks of meat were really that blurry. I’m not the biggest pho fan, I’d rather head up the road to Chabuya any day, but the Mrs. was feeling a cold coming on, and I figured I’d take one pho the team.

Here’s the thing, we get there and she orders a banh mi. Not cool. I ordered the meatiest pho on the menu. It’s hard to tell from the photo but that bowl was the size of a Fiat. I tried my hardest to fit all the meat, noodles, veggies and broth into my stomach, but it was not happening. You win this round Nong La Cafe.

I would go back here again if they’d dim the lights a little. I haven’t gotten the whole neat noodling thing down yet. I still need some time to slurp in the shadows before I’m ready to go public.

Pig and Whistle

Well, of course I love the Pig and Whistle. I had the burger, it was great, then we walked to the Hollywood Bowl and watched Wilco. Best night ever? Maybe. I realize this isn’t in anywhere near Sawtelle. Sometimes I leave my neighborhood. Sometimes.

North End Pizza

This is my favorite delivery pizza place. My woman partner has complained in the past that if you ask for olives or anything else that could possible come in a can or jar, they will just dump the whole thing, juice and all, on top of the pizza. My response to this is: Stop complicating our pizza. Some pepperoni, maybe a tomato and some onions. That’ll do. Let’s not get fancy.

This time though, I did get fancy and I ordered the Sicilian pizza. This thing is enormous. Order it on on Sunday and you’re good for the week. Unless you’re Sicilian. I guess?

En Sushi

Moving to a new neighborhood (well, back to our old neighborhood) means choosing a new local sushi place. There are a few options on Sawtelle that we have not checked out yet, but we’d been to En Sushi in the past and it is pretty solid.

There’s a bit of a bar scene here. Most people that come here seem to head straight for the bar. Not the sushi bar, but the booze bar. There’s a cool waterfall backdrop that just helps those drinks go down that much easier. Also: Garlic edamame. Why not.

So there’s that. I’m spending the next few weeks cooking everything in my freezer so I can save all my carb loading for clam cakes and hot wieners on my trip to Rhode Island later this month. It will be worth it.

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WLA Grill Cafe – West LA

by Jon on September 19, 2012

If you’re heading to the Dolores Cafe after Rocky Horroring at the Nuart, you’ll still find the Dolores sign, but you’ll find your old greasy spoon has a new name and a little bit of flayva. I liked the Dolores Cafe just fine. It was never the cleanest, but all the clean diners in LA are ridiculously priced (ahem Early World, Snug Harbor.) In Pawtucket, Rhode Island we called that grime “charm.” You took that charm alongside a full breakfast plate for $3.00 and you liked it. You were in pain for 8 hours afterwards, but you liked it. I was there for breakfast, but the Kabob and Coke deal already has methinking about a return trip.

I had originally planned to eat at the West LA Farmers market, but didn’t find anything I was interesting in breakfasting on so I looked to Dolores. The Dolores Cafe didn’t seem like a place that would ever go anywhere. It seemed like the place you would tell your grandkids about. Hopefully the sign sticks around because nothing says “welcome home” to me after a business trip like a hi-five from the Dolores sign.

The interior is all redone. When it was still Delores, I’m pretty sure I sat on the same patched up hole in the same corner booth every time I went. This time I sat in the same booth the WLA Grill Cafe, and whoa, no hole. I think the most striking difference in interior is that there’s just a lot more space. No more carpet, hodgepodge of furniture, same counter, and a new chalkboard menu.

We went on a Sunday and spoke with the manager/server and a waitress. Both were friendly, maybe a little rushed (only two people working the floor.)

Breakfast was had: Eggs, potatoes, bacon, side of toast and side of French toast. The French toast was a little burnt, which was not great, but the rest was fine. As of right now, the WLA Grill Cafe is not my go-to breakfast spot, unless I happen to come out of the West LA Farmer’s market empty handed again. It is worth noting, however, that they’re trying to get a liquor license. If they get that license there will be a bar in the back room. I know there are plenty of other bar options in the area, but my fingers are crossed for a bottomless mimosa special within walking distance from home. If you happen to head over here, let me know what you think!

wlagrillcafe.net

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It’s hot.

by Jon on September 14, 2012

Brush fire near the Getty.

This will not be an easy commute home on the 405 North. (But after that it’s the weekend!)

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This guy, Ponytail Johannsen, is. All the way up McLaughlin/Barrington Ave.

I realize men with ponytails like to break laws. This is common knowledge. I’d have a ponytail if I wasn’t born with the curly curse. My curly hair has forced me into a life of paying attention while driving and generally being courteous to those around me. I wish I could be so reckless. Though, after finally making it through two seasons of Breaking Bad, maybe a shaved head could be the new badass, me.

I don’t want to whine too much though, this guy is pretty awesome at texting while driving. He waited a full 10 seconds before looking up to realize that lights had turned red, after hitting the gas he brought it up to a max speed of about 15 mph, and when I tried to get his attention for a nice photo he didn’t see me because he was still too busy texting. Bravo sir, you are doing wrong right.

 

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I promise to work on my stealth photography.

This was originally going to be a post about heading to Bru Haus but we walked in there and couldn’t find a place to sit, so we left. Our options were then Q’s or Cabo Cantina. I’ve never woken up the day after a Cabo Cantina night without an obscenely painful hangover, so Q’s it was.

Q’s Billiard Club and Restaurant is a fun place. It’s like the place your rich friend’s dad got after the divorce. Full bar, beer on tap, red pool tables, and lots of pimped out loungey furniture. What’s not to like?

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I don’t know anything about ramen. I have some Asian friends that are helping me find my way through this confusing jungle of noodles and I-don’t-know-what-is-in-this-broth-but-it’s-delicious-and-I-don’t-think-I’ll-be-able-to-stand-up-after-this-meal, but I am enjoying the journey.

I was told to hit up Sawtelle since it’s close to my apartment. I read through some reviews and it appears there is a 50/50 split on the topic of “Who’s got the best ramen on Sawtelle?” It’s between Chabuya and Asahi. According to reviews, Chabuya is more expensive but better quality while Asahi is of just fine quality with bigger portions. Where to go?

I went to both.

Last Wednesday I hit up Chabuya, mostly because Asahi was packed to the gills and I was feeling hungry/impatient. Chabuya is nice. Comfortable vibe, weird slideshow playing on the wall, really friendly and attentive staff, front patio with heat lamps. Couldn’t really ask for more.

 

I waited for concerned looks as I tried to figure out how to attack the giant bowl of “Bruin Ramen” that arrived at our table. I looked around the room for some tips but it seemed that everyone was waiting for their check. I decided to dive in. I used the chopsticks to pull a small bunch of noodles out of the bowl and then guided them into a nice pile in my spoon. Then I treated the spoon like a small bowl of spaghetti and chopsticked the noodles into my mouth. Pretty tasty, but I’m pretty sure you’re supposed to get some of the broth into your mouth too.

On my second attempt I used the same “noodles to the sky” method, but this time I made sure there was some broth in the spoon. I did the spaghetti eating thing again but then followed up with a slurp of broth. I don’t think this was correct either but that is how the rest of the meal went. In the end I was more full than I’ve been in a long time but I knew I loved ramen. I just needed to go home and watch some ramen eating tutorials on YouTube.

I found this guy:

That guy’s “shoveling” method is pretty impressive, but I’m going to need some alone time to practice. My workmate Angela told me that I can’t order takeout ramen because the noodles get too bloated, so I decided I’d just go embarrass myself in public again.

Last Friday I went to Asahi Ramen which is right across the street from Chabuya. Asahi Ramen has a very no frills vibe and also has a very nice staff. The two things I wasn’t too psyched about were: No booze, no bathroom (okay there’s a bathroom “out back.”) No booze/bathroom aside, the reviews were right, these portions are huge. I ordered the “Shio Ramen” and less than halfway through eating I was looking for a to-go container. In this Man vs. Food match, ramen won (though round 2 happened just a few hours later at home and I totally showed the remainder of that ramen who’s boss.)

As far as my plan of attack at Asahi Ramen, I again looked around the room for tips and noticed two girls splitting a bowl of ramen (I did not realize this was an acceptable option.) I also noticed the girls were using the “noodles to the sky” method, but then using only the spoon to slurp both the noodles and the broth. Well that makes sense, but what about the YouTube “shovel” method?

Are there no rules in ramen eating? If there are no rules, can I:
1. Bring a fork?
2. Use my hands?
3. Pick up the bowl and dump the ramen into my mouth?

I’m assuming there are rules, though maybe they’re lenient enough to allow for a combination of “noodles to the sky,” “shoveling,” and the “spoon slurp.”

Either way, I will see you on Sawtelle. I have been ramenized.

 

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